#if that mAKES SENSE

[weird-unlimited-ramblings]

I love the idea of Lance having fans but I feel like it’s like a very small number of people and they fully know he is unhinged and that’s why they like him. They would very much be the type of person to fully know he kills witches in a overly brutal way, but they would be like “the witch should have fought harder if they didn’t want to die”

That and I think it’s very funny if small children who don’t really have the brain power to understand how unhinged he is also are Lance fans. Like to kids he is just a knight and so he is obviously everything a knight is supposed to be. Like it probably only last a couple years and is probably just toddler to like six years old, but I think it’s funny.

Okay, time to rapid fire with my headcanon gun.

So Eira ended up becoming a street punk, not because his father disowned him or anything, but because there were reports of magic coming from his house, and his dad claimed he was the witch (Katara and her mom style)

Yes, Moira is Alastor's grandma you can't convince me otherwise (and yes, Alastor named Murphy)

Lorelei and Lance both have hardcore fans, if only they knew their true personalities...

When Doppel was a rich little kid, his parents hosted a party, of which Bandy attended. Of course, the clown man got bored, and hearing that the hosts son (cough, Doppel) was in his room getting ready, and thought it would be a fun little prank to teleport the half-dressed son into the center of the room. Little did he know that Doppel was experimenting with his magic, and got teleported into the crowd as he was duplicating something. Doppel hates Bandy for this, and sometimes Bandy covers for him out of guilt. (Courtesy of Sighning-up-is-hard on DeviantArt)

Flint takes cold showers.

(I'm very much trying not to repeat hcs I've seen)

Lance names his weapons, and has several Hale-made swords.

[sorrelpaws]

patron trolls

[ciderjacks]

despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

[ihatebrainstorm]

Rewatching TFA and I love stinkin ol' grumpy rude prick of an Autobot Ratchet so much I wish he would just trip on a rock and twist both his ankles- Also I think he should be allowed to swear his heart out

His voice always reminded me of Soldier from TF2 so that's where the first quote and the rocket jump doodly thing is from

[spacerockband]

Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.

[b0tster]

inspired to make this timeline highlighting where bbkart dev is at thanks to this helpful comment i got on twitter

[squidpedia]

pas de deux

[potato-lord-but-not]

i adore your malevolent art so much, especially your arthur/oscar and your noel design!!!! so wonderful!!!! could i request you do some noel/arthur? 👉👈 or noel/arthur/john? they are my current hyperfixation and i am unable to not think of them 😌

no worries if not! <3

sorryy this is a little late butttt ummm they 🫶 also sorry it’s giving more John/Noel vibes I can’t help myself 🫶🫶

[normal-thoughts-official]

It's actually insane how brave Wyll is when it comes to Mizora. Not only by not killing Karlach but also all the small ways he defies her - calling her an asshole, saying she's full of shit, even when Mizora is literally choking him he's still telling her that she's a liar. Whenever she shows up it's pretty much guaranteed that she will have to threaten him with lemurehood because he simply refuses to play nice. Even if it accomplishes absolutely nothing and in fact is actively dangerous to sass her

And like. Of course this ties in with how Wyll has pretty much nonexistent self preservation skills and a sense of moral fortitude so strong he can't even pretend to not be hostile towards her. But i also think it ties with Mizora's obsession with him

Because while we all know Mizora is evil and annoying on principle and all that shit, she seems to be particularly interested in tormenting Wyll. I have to assume shit like putting a tracker on him and showing up randomly just to spite him and staying in camp just to be annoying even after the contract is over are Wyll specials, because if she did this to every single one of her warlocks then she would have time for nothing the fuck else. And we know from Karlach that she's generally more worried about sucking Zariel's toes, so

(Also, I've been told that in early access she was like... Straight up jealous if you romanced Wyll, so, again. Obsessed with him in particular)

I always got the impression that she was so evil and annoying to him because she was overcompensating. Mizora is a cambion, which means she's half human, which means that in Hell's hierarchy she is fucking trash. Even the official cambion lore states that they are often rejected in both realms and struggle to earn one of their parents' approval. And it's obvious that in Mizora's case she's aiming to be accepted in the Hells.

I've seen some people claim that Mizora is too cartoonishly evil, and while that is objectively true... I think it works precisely because it's so cartoonish. I'm thinking particularly of how she describes her home in the Hells being all "oh, how I adore it, the delicious agony of it all". It's so over the top it's eyeroll worthy. I don't think Zariel herself would be Like This about it

In other words: Mizora is a tryhard

And Karlach even implies that Mizora resented her because she was Zariel's favorite, which is why I think Mizora's tryhardness was intentional as opposed to just a lazily written villain. She wants to fit in the Hells so bad it makes her look stupid. And she never will, because no matter how over the top she is about being Generically Evil, she is simply not that powerful or important.

So she overcompensates, and then she uses Wyll as her punching bag. If her own superiors will always see her as vermin, then at least she can cope with that by treating others that way as well.

But like I said, she will have no time left to suck Zariel's toes if she spends all her time tormenting every single warlock under her patronage, so the question is: why Wyll?

Obviously his unwavering goodness is the biggest reason. His soul is already damned and yet he refuses to be selfish with the time he has left on the material plane. Mizora can own him, but she can't corrupt him, and that makes her hate him. The fact that even despite her best efforts he is still recognized and beloved as a hero has got to sting too, considering she tries so fucking hard to be the Evilest Cashier In Hell or whatever. And the fact that he still manages to belong in his world (however isolated and lonely he obviously is) despite his connection to hers and she can't belong in her world because of her connection to his... Well, jealousy is to be expected.

But I think his refusal to play nice with her also plays a big role.

There's the obvious "this makes her resent him even more" factor; if Mizora wants to feel superior, it must piss her off to no end that Wyll refuses to bow to her, even if he does her bidding.

But, paradoxically, this also makes her feel more powerful.

Because at the end of the day, she does own Wyll's soul, and he does have to do her bidding, even if he doesn't go quietly. And the fact that he hates her so openly makes it all the more satisfying to have him do what she wants anyway. In Wyll's words, "the more bullshit she pulls, the more [he's] forced to swallow". His hatred for her is exactly why she wants him so bad, even though she obviously hates him just as much.

And so this is why she's so desperate to get Wyll's soul back, and why, even if he breaks the pact, she still makes it a point to stay in camp just to fucking spite him. Because Wyll is the only warlock that actually makes her feel appropriately Powerful and Evil, if we assume that her other warlocks are simply not as good aligned as Good Alignment Georg or even just don't want the trouble of spiting her for no reason. She can be obeyed and tolerated and maybe even revered by the other warlocks, but only Wyll can make her feel like an absolute, inescapable power. Because the other warlocks choose to obey her. Wyll makes it clear that he has to, and thus, she feels like she is mighty.

And obviously I know that the whole "person who has it all is obsessed with the one person who doesn't obey them" trope is a well known cliche, but I think Mizora and Wyll's dynamic is unique in that Mizora doesn't actually want to make Wyll bow to her and respect her as an authority; she wants him to fight back so she can feel like she's winning.

(And, of course, because Mizora doesn't actually have it all; she's just a petty errand girl who wants to feel special)

So, yeah. Wyll's incredible bravery in constantly defying her is exactly why she is so eager to keep him

[gomzdrawfr]

Ghost and his many expressions

[cloudpalettes]

i reach my hand out to the scorching sun

[captorations]

i will always love xion for so many reasons but not least because of the times she fucking snaps. dead-on depiction of trans girl rage. that fucking agonized scream on the bridge, accusing riku of hating her, going absolutely feral at sora when he first tries to talk to her in kh3. she wants to be and is usually nice and kind and good but she's hurt so deeply and it's so easy for that pain to become blind rage. i support her and if anything i think she should have been angrier

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 8

[shortbreadly]

is adam a ghost or is lawrence just straight up hallucinating? you decide

[galatoma]

We always talk about how wilbur soot or rendog have to do historical roleplay or else they'll die but i think we need to start talking about how if quackity doesnt get to have an election in his rps he shrivels up and perishes